Donkey Kong is a drunkard! Why do we know this? Because drinking Swiss cherry liqueur from a weird wood-framed bottle gets him a “heart boost”. Cirrhosis of the liver, more likely:
There are multiple things wrong with this situation, not the least of which that the Swiss cross is slightly too thin, the bottle has no obvious opening and the price is way too low. Röteli for a mere 10 gold coins? In Switzerland? Not bloody likely.
The only heart-shaped liqueur bottle I know comes from Germany and is actually arse-shaped:
Proper Swiss Röteli bottles have the decency to come in normal shapes instead:
The screenshot above was stolen from The Geek Critique’s excellent coverage of the Donkey Kong reboots.